dating you would be like a series of unnecessary root canals interspersed with occasional makeout sessions.

How about I call you when I finish this?” “But you don’t even have my phone number,” he said. “I strongly suspect you wrote it in the book.” He broke out into that goofy smile. “A nd you say we don’t know each other.

But I could always tell in her eyes if she got really pissed at me, and her eyes were still pretty smiley

It took me a sleeve of Girl Scout Thin Mints and forty minutes to get over that boy.

We have this weird thing in the world where you don't get insulted for what you do, you get insulted for who you are.

I found his last words without too much searching. Captured by the Bolivian army, Guevara said, 'Shoot, coward. You are only going to kill a man.

You’re joining us for dinner, I hope?” asked his mom. She was small and brunette and vaguely mousy. “I guess?” I said. “I have to be home by ten. Also I don’t, um, eat meat?” “No problem. We’ll vegetarianize some,” she said. “Animals are just too cute?” Gus asked. “I want to minimize the number of deaths I am responsible for,” I said. Gus opened his mouth to respond but then stopped himself.