dating you would be like a series of unnecessary root canals interspersed with occasional makeout sessions.

I've read a lot of bad books. I used to review books for a living, and when you're a reviewer you read tons of terrible books.

Love is always a miracle, everywhere,every time. But for us, it's a little different. I don't want to say it's more miraculous,...It is though.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

The town was paper, but the memories were not.

As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.

You can't just make yourself matter and then die, Alaska, because now I am irretrievably different, and I'm sorry I let you go, yes, but you made the choice. You left me Perhapsless, stuck in your goddamned labyrinth. And now I don't even know if you chose the straight and fast way out, if you left me like this on purpose. And so I never knew you, did I? I can't remember, because I never knew.