dating you would be like a series of unnecessary root canals interspersed with occasional makeout sessions.

You were clearly not doing your part in the clover search, perv.

There's no way of knowing that your last good day is Your Last Good Day. At the time, it is just another good day.

Tonight, darling, we are going to right a lot of wrongs.

It turns out that, somehow, there are a tremendous number of things to be optimistic about.

You shall love your neighbour With your crooked heart, It says so much about love and brokenness -- it's perfect.

And people are moody, dude. You gotta get used to living with people.