Finally, I decided that the proper strategy was to stare back. Boys do not have a monopoly on the Staring Business.
John GreenDaddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the night to ask that fugging question. But no. No. Daddy does not have a match or a lighter.
John Greenweltschmerz: its the depression you feel when the world as it is does not line up with the world as you think it should be.
John Green