If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos

I still think that maybe the "afterlife" is just something we made up to ease the pain of loss, to make our time in the labyrinth bearable. Maybe we are just matter, and matter gets recycled

I'm a good person but a shitty writer. You're a shitty person but a good writer. We'd make a good team.

All sorts of yayness floods my brain. Love is such a drug.

Youth is counted sweetest by those who are no longer young.

I'm a grenade and at some point I'm going to blow up and I would like to minimize the casualties, okay?

We gotta do something about this frigging swing set,' he said. 'I'm telling you, it's ninety percent of the problem.