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John MulaneyI had a lot of fun writing things that died during dress rehearsal. Sometimes I remember the crazy ones that died even more fondly than the ones that did really well.
John MulaneyI've done festivals in the past where I'd be a guest, it was like, Wow, maybe someday I could play Town Hall - but that'll be a long way off. So it's very exciting.
John MulaneyIn every case, I find pre-planning noble, but not always that useful in comedy. You know comedy once you're doing it.
John Mulaney