I never turn on the crowd. Sometimes, you think it's a terrible show, and then afterward, sometimes people say they really liked it. So turning on the crowd is only going to alienate the few people who might like it.

I don't know if there's a strategy really so much as, like I learned doing standup and had to learn fast, you always just try to give your favorite, strongest stuff as early as possible and you start with what you like the most.

In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.

I like that idea that what I do might be mainstream. Might be.

Being president looks like the worst job in the world.

Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken

My standup persona is like I'll heighten things, but I'm observing the world as it is in sort of a heightened emotional state.