I never turn on the crowd. Sometimes, you think it's a terrible show, and then afterward, sometimes people say they really liked it. So turning on the crowd is only going to alienate the few people who might like it.

Going on the road for long stretches can seem daunting, and I certainly miss being home sometimes, but the chance to see so many different cities, let alone perform in them, is something I am really grateful for.

You all have a relative who is an expert even though they really don't know what they're talking about.

It's really fun to be writing and producing your own sketches. You almost have more control.

Being president looks like the worst job in the world.

There's [John Mulaney Show] jokes that I have in stand up that I wouldn't try to put in, I would try to have someone just speak extemporaneously in the middle of a scene about an episode of "Law and Order" or something.

I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny to take a swing at being on the weird side of mainstream?