I like that idea that what I do might be mainstream. Might be.

Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken

I wish I could go tell 12-year-old me like I don't worry that you just fainted in front of all the girls, one day you'll be able to make this into an episode of TV.

I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment.

I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table.

I don't know if there's a strategy really so much as, like I learned doing standup and had to learn fast, you always just try to give your favorite, strongest stuff as early as possible and you start with what you like the most.

I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.