All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.
John MulaneyOn Friday night, it was fun [to know] that if you bombed, or whatever was going on, that you'd be on TV at 11. It was a cool feeling, and you'd get a couple hundred dollars.
John MulaneyI do longer runs on things, a lot stories. I really like one-liners, I like a lot of different kinds of standup but I've always been long-winded.
John Mulaney