I do longer runs on things, a lot stories. I really like one-liners, I like a lot of different kinds of standup but I've always been long-winded.

I do longer runs on things, a lot stories. I really like one-liners, I like a lot of different kinds of standup but I've always been long-winded.

I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.

It's really fun to be writing and producing your own sketches. You almost have more control.

Excuse me: I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I'm new in town.

That was an interesting thing I learned I think the first time I did a late night show or something. It was like, "Oh, this is for the camera and a performance that you're giving to the people at home."

I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table.