The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

Things don't exist until they exist.

In every case, I find pre-planning noble, but not always that useful in comedy. You know comedy once you're doing it.

I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment.

It's important to remember that life is a joke and that outlook grants a lot of perspective, but I don't think comedy should change and become political due to other things. It should just laugh at that cosmic joke that life is all the time.

A lot of comedy clubs are set up with people sitting at little tables and you have everything from the way they are seated to them ordering or taking a sip of a drink, these can make a comedian go harder and faster in a club.

I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table.