With the first episode [of John Mulaney Show] I tell a story that happened to me accidentally chasing a woman down the subway.
John MulaneyI stopped drinking when I was 23. I kind of started when I was 13, so it was a 10-year run. But I just became a bad, annoying drunk child, so when I stopped, I'd done a lot of things I wasn't proud of.
John MulaneyThat was an interesting thing I learned I think the first time I did a late night show or something. It was like, "Oh, this is for the camera and a performance that you're giving to the people at home."
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