I've always believed that you often need less. You don't need to hear why people are friends, you don't need to hear why people are roommates, you don't need to hear why someone would help a friend to do something.

I've always believed that you often need less. You don't need to hear why people are friends, you don't need to hear why people are roommates, you don't need to hear why someone would help a friend to do something.

People having expectations maybe means they've enjoyed what I've done.

I had a lot of fun writing things that died during dress rehearsal. Sometimes I remember the crazy ones that died even more fondly than the ones that did really well.

Part of standup is being loose and having a good time yourself and that translates to the audience.

I have tons of jokes with moments in them over the years in stand-up that don't get a laugh but I love them so they stay.

All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.