The schoolteacher is certainly underpaid as a childminder, but ludicrously overpaid as an educator.

That voice that cries out doesn't have to be a weakling's does it?

Don't clap too hard - it's a very old building.

The whole point of a sacrifice is that you give up something you never really wanted in the first place. People are doing it around you all the time. They give up their careers, say -- or their beliefs -- or sex.

Oh heavens, how I long for a little ordinary human enthusiasm. Just enthusiasm - that's all. I want to hear a warm, thrilling voice cry out Hallelujah! Hallelujah! I'm alive!

Go on - but don't think you can kill my confidence. I've had experts doing it for years.

The schoolteacher is certainly underpaid as a childminder, but ludicrously overpaid as an educator.