The schoolteacher is certainly underpaid as a childminder, but ludicrously overpaid as an educator.

Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.

Don't clap too hard - it's a very old building.

Censorship is the commonest social blasphemy because it is mostly concealed, built into us by indolence, self-interest and cowardice.

I never deliberately set out to shock, but when people don't walk out of my plays I think there is something wrong.

That voice that cries out doesn't have to be a weakling's does it?

Marriage is rather a silly habit.