Let's pretend that we're human beings and that we're actually alive.
I must say it's pretty dreary living in the American Age - unless you're an American of course. Perhaps all our children will be Americans.
Laughter's the nearest we ever get, or should get, to sainthood. It's the state of grace that saves most of us from contempt.
Don't clap too hard - it's a very old building.
The British public has always had an unerring taste for ungifted amateurs.
I must be the luckiest man in the world. Not only am I bisexual, I am also Welsh.