I'm here today because of LSD. LSD gave me the confidence to be who I am today. Completely.

The "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" hitchhiker really made people never want to hitchhike again - the hitcher, the show. Hitchhiking is always vaguely sexual.

I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.

Technique is nothing more than failed style.

God knows if you could start a new sex act that's more important than making a good movie.

Censorship has been my best press agent my whole life.

People who want to act rich when they're upper-middle class. They try too hard.