Everyone's sex life is funny except your own. Every person's is, and yours never is. The lengths people go to โ and the extremes and the conditions and the mental exercises and guilt and shame and happiness that everybody goes through โ and what they'll do for sex is never-ending and mind-boggling and very interesting to me. And I don't think a lot of times people choose any of it.
John WatersYou go to school to figure out who you want to be and how you can do it, and [maybe] I should have, because the films would probably be technically better.
John WatersIf you're not sure you could love your children, please don't have them, because they might grow up and kill us.
John Waters