I'm not a separatist, I'm friends with some people who voted for Trump, not many. Nobody has the nerve to tell me, but a few have.

The only way I've learned to change anyone's mind politically is to make them laugh. My whole career has been about that.

Coke didn't last long enough; it gave me a hangover for two weeks for being high for ten minutes.

Anytime you make someone laugh or satirize something, it's the best way to change someone's opinion because they're defenseless - they laugh, they listen.

I have spoken, and I was understood. It's not like I'm a tragic person who wasn't understood. All those books are in print, all those movies are still out there, the audience gets younger. So I don't have that "I've got to do one thing before I die." I did it.

I haven't committed all the crimes in my movies, I would have gotten the death penalty many years ago if I had.

I understand why people want to look up their friends - usually they want to see what people they've wanted to have sex with look like.