Never marry a girl named 'Marie' who used to be known as 'Murray'.

People are hypocrites. If you ask them what they want to see on TV, they'll tell you they want better quality programming. And then what do they watch? 'Gilligan's Island.'

I think students ought to have the right to protest, but not to the point of anarchy.

I hated my last boss. He asked, Why are you two hours late? I said, I fell downstairs. He said, That doesn't take two hours.

I think it's almost immoral to keep on with a marriage that's really bad. It just gets more and more rotten and vindictive and everybody gets more and more hurt. There's not enough honesty about marriage, I think. I wish more people would face the truth about their marital situations.

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.