Never marry a girl named 'Marie' who used to be known as 'Murray'.

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

You become successful, the way I see it, only if you're good enough to deliver what the public enjoys. If you're not, you won't have any audience; so the performer really has more to do with his success than the public does.

Whatever you do, you're going to be criticized.

I play my life straight - the way I see it. I'm grateful to audiences for watching me and for enjoying what I do - but I'm not one of those who believe that a successful entertainer is made by the public, as is so often said.

I hated my last boss. He asked, Why are you two hours late? I said, I fell downstairs. He said, That doesn't take two hours.

The Champagne they have stored is getting more valuable every year.