Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
Johnny CarsonThe worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
Johnny CarsonGeorge Burns has been on my show twenty or thirty times, or maybe more. How can you turn down a guy that age?
Johnny CarsonHappiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.
Johnny Carson