Egyptian President Sadat had a belly dancer entertain President Nixon at a state dinner. Mr. Nixon was really impressed. He hadn't seen contortions like that since Rose Mary Woods.

When the public starts classifying you as thoughtful, someone given to serious issues, you find yourself declassified as a humorist.

Adults ask questions as a child does. When you stop wondering, you might as well put your rocker on the front porch and call it a day.

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.

Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.

The vast majority of us don't want to face the fact that we're in the middle of a sweeping social revolution. In sex. In spiritual values. In opposition to wars no one wants. In opposition to government big-brotherhood. In civil rights. In basic human goals. They're all facets of a general upheaval.

I am one of the lucky people in the world; I found something I always wanted to do, and I have enjoyed every single minute of it.