Egyptian President Sadat had a belly dancer entertain President Nixon at a state dinner. Mr. Nixon was really impressed. He hadn't seen contortions like that since Rose Mary Woods.

Air Canada. That's a good name for a Canadian airline.

Having money gives me the freedom to worry about the things that really matter.

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead.

As you all know by now, this is the 51st annual Academy Awards. Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.

The good news is that the president gets another chance. The bad news is that he'll be two weeks older.