I've worked ever since I was a kid with a two-bit kit of magic tricks trying to improve my skills at entertaining whatever public I had - and to make myself ready, whenever the breaks came, to entertain a wider and more demanding public.

I owe one thing to my public - the best performance I can give.

I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles.

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

Your chances of getting hit by lighting go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!!

People will pay more to be entertained than educated.

I've worked ever since I was a kid with a two-bit kit of magic tricks trying to improve my skills at entertaining whatever public I had - and to make myself ready, whenever the breaks came, to entertain a wider and more demanding public.