I've worked ever since I was a kid with a two-bit kit of magic tricks trying to improve my skills at entertaining whatever public I had - and to make myself ready, whenever the breaks came, to entertain a wider and more demanding public.

I think students ought to have the right to protest, but not to the point of anarchy.

I don't think it's you that changes with success - it's the people around you who change. Because of your new status, they change in relation to you.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

Egyptian President Sadat had a belly dancer entertain President Nixon at a state dinner. Mr. Nixon was really impressed. He hadn't seen contortions like that since Rose Mary Woods.

I can't go anywhere without being bugged by somebody. I'd love to just hike out down the street, or drop in a restaurant, or wander in the park, or take my kids somewhere without collecting a trail of people. But I can't.

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.