We're more effective than birth control pills.

The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.

As you all know by now, this is the 51st annual Academy Awards. Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.

I feel the one sensible thing you can do is try to live in a way that pleases you. If you don't hurt anybody else, what you do is your own business.

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

Democracy is welcoming people from other lands, and giving them something to hold onto. Usually a mop or a leaf blower.

The vast majority of us don't want to face the fact that we're in the middle of a sweeping social revolution. In sex. In spiritual values. In opposition to wars no one wants. In opposition to government big-brotherhood. In civil rights. In basic human goals. They're all facets of a general upheaval.