We're more effective than birth control pills.

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.

There's a big difference between being a loner and being lonely. I'm far from lonely. My day is full of things I enjoy, starting with my show. Any time my work is going well and I have a relationship with a woman that's pretty solid, that does it for me.

Americans, too many of them, take themselves too seriously. You're going to get rapped - by the viewers, by the sponsors and by the network brass - if you joke about doctors, lawyers, dentists, scientists, bus drivers, I don't care who. You can't make a joke about Catholics, Negroes, Jews, Italians, politicians, dogs or cats. In fact, politicians, dogs and cats are the most sacred institutions in America.

That would have been a great ticket, Reagan and Ford - an actor and a stuntman.

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.

The only issue cash presents you is the independence of not stressing about funds.