Do you know my dream? I really want to become an aluminum-siding salesman.
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
I know a guy who gave up smoking cigarettes, consuming, sex, and wealthy meals.
I think students ought to have the right to protest, but not to the point of anarchy.
Happiness is being stuck in an elevator and discovering the ravishing blonde with you is a liquor salesman with a case of samples.
The Hollywood tradition I like best is called sucking up to the stars.