When turkeys mate they think of swans.

There are very few Japanese Jews. As a result, there is no Japanese word for Alan King.

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself".

People are brought up to think, "It's nice to be modest. It's nice to hide your light under a bushel." Well, bullshit! I've never bought that. In my business, the only thing you've really got is your talent; it's the only thing you have to sell.

A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.

I work because I enjoy what I'm doing, and the fact that I make money at it - big money - is a fine-and-dandy side fact.

An oxymoron? What's that? A moron who studies at Oxford?