Despite the fact that computer speeds are measured in nanoseconds and picoseconds - one billionth and one trillionth of a second, respectively - the smallest interval of time known to man is that which occurs in Manhattan between the traffic signal turning green and the taxi driver behind you blowing his horn.
Johnny CarsonThe closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.
Johnny CarsonNew York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
Johnny CarsonI never analyze it. Analyzing it would just be a waste of time. I just go out and do it.
Johnny Carson