It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself".

I couldn't care less what anybody says about me. I live my life, especially my personal life, strictly for myself... Whatever you do, you're going to be criticized. I feel the one sensible thing you can do is try to live in a way that pleases you.

I wouldn't have the slightest interest in running for public office. I'd rather make jokes about politicians than become one of them.

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself".

I don't think it's you that changes with success - it's the people around you who change. Because of your new status, they change in relation to you.

How much of the national news that you report to the public each night consists of information you've actually gone out and dug up on your own?

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.