Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
Johnny CarsonHow much of the national news that you report to the public each night consists of information you've actually gone out and dug up on your own?
Johnny CarsonNBC's a little jealous of CNN correspondent Wolf Blitzer. They want to get a reporter with a macho-sounding name too, so they're changing Irving R. Levine's name to Scud Shrapnel.
Johnny Carson