If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace.

Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead.

Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp.

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

I don't think it's you that changes with success - it's the people around you who change. Because of your new status, they change in relation to you.

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.