I can empathize with President [George Bush]. I know what it feels like having a young guy waiting around for you to keel over.
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
If God didn't want man to hunt, He wouldn't have given us plaid shirts.
Whatever you do, you're going to be criticized.
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
As long as I don't commit any crimes, you have no right to judge me except by my performance as a professional. On that level, you're welcome to think whatever you want about me.