Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.

Having money gives me the freedom to worry about the things that really matter.

I think it's almost immoral to keep on with a marriage that's really bad. It just gets more and more rotten and vindictive and everybody gets more and more hurt. There's not enough honesty about marriage, I think. I wish more people would face the truth about their marital situations.

Happiness is seeing your son drafted the same day he's been accepted to an expensive college.

People are hypocrites. If you ask them what they want to see on TV, they'll tell you they want better quality programming. And then what do they watch? 'Gilligan's Island.'

The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.

People will pay more to be entertained than educated.