As you all know by now, this is the 51st annual Academy Awards. Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.
Johnny CarsonWhen the public starts classifying you as thoughtful, someone given to serious issues, you find yourself declassified as a humorist.
Johnny CarsonI hated my last boss. He asked, Why are you two hours late? I said, I fell downstairs. He said, That doesn't take two hours.
Johnny Carson