Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.

George Burns has been on my show twenty or thirty times, or maybe more. How can you turn down a guy that age?

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.

Your chances of getting hit by lighting go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!!

According to statistics, it's a lot easier to get hit by lightning than to win a Lotto jackpot. The good side: you don't hear from your relatives.

Having money gives me the freedom to worry about the things that really matter.