Air Canada. That's a good name for a Canadian airline.

The only issue cash presents you is the independence of not stressing about funds.

I wouldn't have the slightest interest in running for public office. I'd rather make jokes about politicians than become one of them.

I would like to say, for the record, that I am in favor of using more American Indians and other minorities in motion pictures, I am against polluting the oceans of the world, I am for every nationality having its own homeland, I am against whacking baby seals on the head, and I am for saving the whales.

I hated my last boss. He asked, Why are you two hours late? I said, I fell downstairs. He said, That doesn't take two hours.

As for being sociable, I hate the phoniness in the showbiz world. I know this will be taken wrong, but I don't like clubs and organizations. I was never a joiner.

The Hollywood tradition I like best is called sucking up to the stars.