Air Canada. That's a good name for a Canadian airline.

As long as I don't commit any crimes, you have no right to judge me except by my performance as a professional. On that level, you're welcome to think whatever you want about me.

I know a guy who gave up smoking cigarettes, consuming, sex, and wealthy meals.

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

I hear that whenever someone in the White House tells a lie, Nixon gets a royalty.

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.