Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it.

What an honor that Stephen Prouty got nominated for best makeup and hairstyling for Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa. Am I as stunned as everyone else we didn’t get the nod for best picture? Well of course, duh, but I won’t let that take away from my happiness for Steve, Tony Gardner, and our whole makeup team. Wahoo!

It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really.

I think I'm a little concussed.

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries.

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.