I just try to think of all the things that could go wrong so in that split second when it happens, maybe your body reacts in a way where it protects you just a little.

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.

I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea.

It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really.

Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious.

I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.