What an honor that Stephen Prouty got nominated for best makeup and hairstyling for Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa. Am I as stunned as everyone else we didn’t get the nod for best picture? Well of course, duh, but I won’t let that take away from my happiness for Steve, Tony Gardner, and our whole makeup team. Wahoo!

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious.

I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em. Especially with the stuff they wrote about Jessica and I - it's obviously not true.

I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.

I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea.

You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?