I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers.
Johnny VegasBaldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.
Johnny VegasYou know, there's that temptation in interviews to make yourself sound - well, to give yourself a bit of mystery.
Johnny VegasI love the way my weight fluctuates in the newspapers. It was 18 stone and then people look at a bad picture of me and add a few more stone on. I think the highest was 22 stone.
Johnny Vegas