You know, there's that temptation in interviews to make yourself sound - well, to give yourself a bit of mystery.

I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.

Being 'Johnny' was almost like an out of body experience. I thought he was just a character that I'd created and could quite easily step away from, but it was much more difficult than that.

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.

You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led.

I use very few muscles at the best of times.

You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.