There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out.

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.

The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.

I use very few muscles at the best of times.

For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason.

I've always said that with kids' TV that people get stuck in it from drama school but that's not fair because I know myself that when you go in creatively, kids are so much more open to ideas. You're so much freer to mess about and try things.

It can be tough as a jobbing actor.