The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.
Johnny VegasFor the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason.
Johnny VegasI used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.
Johnny Vegas