I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them.

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

I avoid any kind of organised trips as that's one of my bugbears.

Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.

I struggle as a writer, and I'm convinced that if I was at school now, I'd be termed as having ADS. Two minutes and I'm drifting.

My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didn't come home.

Class still matters in Britain today.