I believe that Britain is becoming more class-conscious, and I quake at the very idea of Old Etonians ruling the world again.

We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves.

There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out.

Being 'Johnny' was almost like an out of body experience. I thought he was just a character that I'd created and could quite easily step away from, but it was much more difficult than that.

My agent once said, 'You're not very driven.' And it's true. I'm not the type to ring up and go, 'Get me this part!'

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.

I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers.