I believe that Britain is becoming more class-conscious, and I quake at the very idea of Old Etonians ruling the world again.

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.

There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out.

We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves.

I think it sort of dawns on you that if you're not gigging constantly you're not actually relevant. You may be relevant to a different part of the media now, to television commissioners and editors, but to a young live-comedy audience you're not, really.

I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.