I love the way my weight fluctuates in the newspapers. It was 18 stone and then people look at a bad picture of me and add a few more stone on. I think the highest was 22 stone.

The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.

Being 'Johnny' was almost like an out of body experience. I thought he was just a character that I'd created and could quite easily step away from, but it was much more difficult than that.

They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day.

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

I've got my finger in a lot of pies.

I've spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It's just not my home.