I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

I sang 'American Pie' a lot in my stage set. It had a knack of uniting an audience in a sing-along. It's a clever song about American history but wrapped in a fantastic tune.

Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.

Health-wise, I couldn't have said what my life expectancy would've been if I'd just carried on doing solid blocks of stand-up.

I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them.

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.