I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.

I struggle as a writer, and I'm convinced that if I was at school now, I'd be termed as having ADS. Two minutes and I'm drifting.

I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.

Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!

You know, there's that temptation in interviews to make yourself sound - well, to give yourself a bit of mystery.

I've spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It's just not my home.