It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
Johnny VegasThere have been times I've finished a big job and thought, 'Great, a couple of weeks off.' But then a couple of weeks turns to three weeks and then after a month you're staring at the phone willing it to ring.
Johnny VegasIf an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.
Johnny Vegas