I avoid any kind of organised trips as that's one of my bugbears.

Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.

Some comics are in it for what they can get out of it. Others are in it for a love of comedy. I think those that are in it for a genuine love of comedy find each other within the circuit and become friends.

I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.

The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.

I've spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It's just not my home.