Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.

I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.

I've got my finger in a lot of pies.

We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases.

My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with.

You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led.