Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.

Being 'Johnny' was almost like an out of body experience. I thought he was just a character that I'd created and could quite easily step away from, but it was much more difficult than that.

I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers.

Health-wise, I couldn't have said what my life expectancy would've been if I'd just carried on doing solid blocks of stand-up.

You don't want to be flattered and become big-headed by getting awards. But, well, I am.

You know, there's that temptation in interviews to make yourself sound - well, to give yourself a bit of mystery.

I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage.