You don't want to be flattered and become big-headed by getting awards. But, well, I am.

For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason.

Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.

I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money.

You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led.