I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers.

I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.

I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again.

I still give myself the right to be highly critical of others, though.

If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.

I avoid any kind of organised trips as that's one of my bugbears.