It can be tough as a jobbing actor.

Health-wise, I couldn't have said what my life expectancy would've been if I'd just carried on doing solid blocks of stand-up.

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.

I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.

I love the way my weight fluctuates in the newspapers. It was 18 stone and then people look at a bad picture of me and add a few more stone on. I think the highest was 22 stone.

You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.

Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.