It can be tough as a jobbing actor.

I use very few muscles at the best of times.

Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.

I was loved as a kid; I was raised with more love and emotional support than most folks could wish for my memories aged nought to ten are all bound up together in a mesh of innocence and fun.

We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves.

They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day.

I love the way my weight fluctuates in the newspapers. It was 18 stone and then people look at a bad picture of me and add a few more stone on. I think the highest was 22 stone.