You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led.
It can be tough as a jobbing actor.
I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.
With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.
I've always been looking for other people's approval.
I struggle as a writer, and I'm convinced that if I was at school now, I'd be termed as having ADS. Two minutes and I'm drifting.