I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money.

When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that.

I still give myself the right to be highly critical of others, though.

I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again.

My agent once said, 'You're not very driven.' And it's true. I'm not the type to ring up and go, 'Get me this part!'

You know, there's that temptation in interviews to make yourself sound - well, to give yourself a bit of mystery.

I avoid any kind of organised trips as that's one of my bugbears.