I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money.

I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again.

Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.

I love the way my weight fluctuates in the newspapers. It was 18 stone and then people look at a bad picture of me and add a few more stone on. I think the highest was 22 stone.

I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them.

I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show.