Health-wise, I couldn't have said what my life expectancy would've been if I'd just carried on doing solid blocks of stand-up.
Johnny VegasMy first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didn't come home.
Johnny VegasIt's lovely being a parent and being in a strong marriage with somebody who is your best friend.
Johnny Vegas