You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.

I've always been looking for other people's approval.

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day.

My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didn't come home.

I believe that Britain is becoming more class-conscious, and I quake at the very idea of Old Etonians ruling the world again.

You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.