Class still matters in Britain today.

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

You don't want to be flattered and become big-headed by getting awards. But, well, I am.

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out.

You know, there's that temptation in interviews to make yourself sound - well, to give yourself a bit of mystery.

There have been times I've finished a big job and thought, 'Great, a couple of weeks off.' But then a couple of weeks turns to three weeks and then after a month you're staring at the phone willing it to ring.