I've got my finger in a lot of pies.

I've spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It's just not my home.

When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that.

Some comics are in it for what they can get out of it. Others are in it for a love of comedy. I think those that are in it for a genuine love of comedy find each other within the circuit and become friends.

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.

I use very few muscles at the best of times.

I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money.