I've got my finger in a lot of pies.

For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason.

I sang 'American Pie' a lot in my stage set. It had a knack of uniting an audience in a sing-along. It's a clever song about American history but wrapped in a fantastic tune.

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.

I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them.

Some comics are in it for what they can get out of it. Others are in it for a love of comedy. I think those that are in it for a genuine love of comedy find each other within the circuit and become friends.

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.