I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.
Johnny VegasI used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers.
Johnny VegasNever try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.
Johnny VegasI came back from university thinking I knew all about politics and racism, not knowing my dad had been one of the youngest-serving Labour councillors in the town and had refused to work in South Africa years ago because of the situation there. And he's never mentioned it - you just find out. That's a real man to me. A sleeping lion.
Johnny Vegas