My account is paid in full. So, why are you calling me?
I'm not going to pay this bill. I don't owe you any money. You do what you got to do!
Trust may be in short supply after years of disappointments. However, improvement could come in a bat of an eye!
How the hell can I owe that much? That's not right.
Sir, if you don't pay this bill by the close of business on Friday; we will be forced to disconnect your service.
The mighty army of time is without equal.