I do see your point, but to me, I'm just a mouse compared to the President of the United States.

Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel.

You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny.

You're in front of an audience, but you're playing for a camera. There's this huge adrenaline rush, because you know that besides the audience in the studio, there are millions of people watching at home.

The problem with the economy isn't that people aren't paying their fair share of taxes.

How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

The director makes the movie. The director has to have the story in their head, has to know the style of the piece, has to answer questions from actors, design, set, lighting, every department throughout the pre-production, production, and post-production, because they've got it in their mind. They've got to know exactly what they want and what the style and story of the movie is. It's them. They make it.