Do you wanna see something swell?

Nobody with a victim mentality will get anywhere. Ever. They will never succeed.

I do see your point, but to me, I'm just a mouse compared to the President of the United States.

I don't want to talk about myself, that's for other people to say, so I'm not saying I was so talented.

In comedy, you have to do all of the same stuff you do in drama and then put the comedy on top of it. You, the actor, are aware of the comedy but the character is oblivious. And you have to have a sense of humor.

But Opera Man, I go, "Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?" Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.

You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the fact.