Do you wanna see something swell?

If I make a dollar and out of every dollar I’m taxed at 50, half, at 50 cents, I have to give, isn’t that like enough?

You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the fact.

Movie acting is harder than doing a play. You have to be entertaining but completely natural, like Jimmy Stewart and Cary Grant. They weren't doing anything. Do you have any idea how hard that is? That's how good they were. It's crazy hard to be convincing and real. It's the most subtle, hardest thing there is.

I do see your point, but to me, I'm just a mouse compared to the President of the United States.

You're in front of an audience, but you're playing for a camera. There's this huge adrenaline rush, because you know that besides the audience in the studio, there are millions of people watching at home.

The problem with the economy isn't that people aren't paying their fair share of taxes.