Ah, the first rule of public speaking -- always start with a joke.

Nathan Lane's Bus of Broadway Fun will be leaving shortly.

When the court that handpicked you to be president tells you you've overstepped your bounds, you've overstepped your bounds.

The press is our immune system. If it overreacts to everything, we eventually get sicker.

We've come from the same history - 2000 years of persecution - we've just expressed our sufferings differently. Blacks developed the blues. Jews complained, we just never thought of putting it to music.

My buddy Tim Bass he's a-workin' pumpin gas, and he makes two fifty for an hour. He's got rhythm in his hands as he's tappin' on the cans, sings rock and roll in the shower.

It's nice to know that [God] can destroy us in a myriad of ways.