Ah, the first rule of public speaking -- always start with a joke.

And then you've got Lieberman, who is for the war. And thinks the tax cuts could really help. He's basically for people who want to vote for Bush but don't think Bush is Jewish enough.

Get a sense of humor. If you don't, it'll be incredibly frustrating.

I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.

There's nothing like a shipwreck to spark the imagination of everyone who was not on that specific ship.

And try as I might, I am having difficulty giving a f**k.

Nobody cares that Mitt Romney is rich. It’s Romney’s inability to understand the institutional advantage that he gains from the government’s tax code largesse that’s a little offensive to people. Especially considering Romney’s view on anyone else who looks to the government for things like, I don’t know, food and medicine.